The Big Shot is Here.....
Okay Hi I'm Jeff Coveyduck Yo yo yo. My name is Jeff Coveyduck. Quick introduction.... "He stands 5 feet, 11 inches tall, and weighs in at 188 pounds of pure Newfoundland muscle, he's the Big Shot, the Corporate Wonder Boy, and YOUR role model, He's JEFF COVEYDUCK!!! Let's get ready to rummmmmmmmmmble!!!"
***that guy to my left? That's my uncle.
I'm new at this Home-Page trash. So what do I type? I think Salma Hayek is freaking hot. I think I'd really like to date Salma Hayek. You know what? When I watch Dawson's Creek (which isn't too often) and I see Katie Holmes, I can just tell she wants me. It's so obvious.
See the girl to the right? That was my ex-girlfriend. I dumped her. I can do better. 		Web Pages are for Losers
New Liskeard at Night I enjoy cheeseburgers. Sour Cream N' Bacon Chips are also delicious. The sole reason I work out is in the hopes that one day I meet Robbie Williams, the singer of the annoying "Millenium" song, and will thus have the physical ability to pound the living crap out of him, mercilessly.
Jesus is 10 pounds of Holy stuffed into a 5 pound bag.
***That is a picture of New Liskeard at night. (My town) I took it from the deck of my Corporate Yacht last month.
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